Top Ten Reasons Why the Water Fight Will Prevail at Greenville College Nationals

#10. An increase of $5000 was found unexpectedly in the Winona Lake Free Methodist Budget Report labeled "Launchfest `99"

#9. Matt Sullivan's last year

#8. Multiple bank loans have been filed under the names Mr. Lawnch Fest and Mr. Wes Ide for a sum of 2.3 million dolla. Winona Lake City Bank has no comment.

#7. Matt Kimball's last year

#6. Because Greenville said we couldn't

#5. Winona Lake has already registered for Nationals and has requested the roof for lodging.

#4. Because the Big G don't care

#3. We're gonna Launchfest like it's 1999!

#2. We hacked into the Free Methodist Headquarter's database and changed Lyle McCoon's name to Lyle McWeOwnYou

#1. We don't recognize their authority