The name of the main character dude is Fred. And Fred is going on a quiz trip with his buds and decides that on this quiz meet his team will WIN, because Fred is tired of getting his butt wooped by Dusty Lannon. Fred is tired of not knowing the answers and so he studied a shipload for this month's quiz. On the way to the quiz, though, (which is in Indianapolis) Fredrico notices that his teammates don’t know anything. All that work was for nothing because his teammates didn't study! He knows that he could probably help them study because they have about two hours until they reach Indy, but Fred doesn’t want to waste his blasted time with those slackers. But Fred REALLY REALLY wants first place! What to do?

Fred begins the master plot to upset Bedford for the first time in a long time. "If only I can neutralize Dusty, then we would have a fighting chance! But how?" As Fred is thinking out the plan, the Winona Lake van happens upon the Bedford van on the way to Indianapolis. "What to do, what to do!" Fred snivels. In an effort to psyche out Dusty, Fred amazingly quotes out Acts 1-8 on a 3x5 card in a matter of seconds. He gets Dusty's attention and hands off the card between the windows of the vans. Dusty is obviously nervous with sweat pouring down his brow. But wait, both vans are pulling off for a breakfast escapade at McDonald's. Now for phase 2 of the plan....

As Fred gets out of the van he catches sight of Dusty and starts to give him the most sinister look that he can dish out. Dusty sees him and just glares at him, letting Fred know that he is still the Mac Daddy of quizzing so far. Fred looks away in shame, and promises himself that Dusty will not be so smug after today. As Fred reaches into his pocket to pay for his food he discovers the bottle of liquid "Poop-a-Lot" that he just happened to order exactly one month ago, when Dusty kicked his team's aft-side, from poopalot.com. When Dusty wasn't looking Fred somehow accidently slipped some "Poop-a-Lot" into his drink. Being the dork that Adam Dawson is he forgot to order a drink and became insanely thirsty. He said to Dusty, "Man Dusty, I'm really thirsty. Do you think that you could spare that drink for me?" And being such a nice guy that Dusty can sometimes be, gives him the drink. Adam frantically grabs the drink and gulps all of it down. When Fred saw this he said to himself, "Blast him! I'll never be able to beat Dusty by myself.".....

Suddenly Dusty finds that his drink is all gone. "Man Dawson, you dork! You drank ALL my Caffine Free Diet Coke" Dawson feels a slight tingling in his stomach as he apologizes to Dusty. "I'll go and get you some more.", he says. Dawson grabs Dusty's cup and turns the corner toward the pop dispenser. All of the sudden an enourmous urge rushes upon him and Dawson runs screaming into the bathroom holding his butt. Ah, but poor Dawson - all the stalls are in use! What to do? Ah! The urinal.... Meanwhile, back at Dusty's table, Fred manages to get Hilary's attention. "Psst! Hey, come here!", he whispers....

Fred leads Hillary to the corner, whispering conspiratorily in her ear. No one sees him hand her the bottle of Poop-A-Lot. "Hey Dusty..." she smiles coyly at him. "Wanna come sit by me?" Dusty agrees excitedly and rushes to Hillary's table. She smiles and nods at all he has to say as she pulls out her lip gloss. Unbeknowst to anyone but Fred, she has rubbed the top of it with Poop-A-Lot. Smearing her lips with the tainted gloss, she leans across the table and kisses Dusty. As he licks his lips, she wipes hers with a napkin and leaves to get a drink of water. Dusty feels a queer rumbling in his stomach and....

Hilary turns to Fred and asks, "What's up?" Fred informs Hilary that he has a plan to keep Dusty from winning first place. Hilary, disgruntled from not being on Dusty's quiz team, agrees to help Fred in whatever way she can. He tells her that he needs her to keep Dusty occupied while he makes some additions to Dusty's quiz book. Later that day Fred switches a fake quiz book with Dusty's real quiz book with some alterations for the next quiz chapters...

Fred and Hilary start snickering about the deed they have just done. Then the Big G announces, "It's time to go! Everybody get in the van!" The trip to Indy was fairly short due to the fact that Bruce Cromwell was driving! Fred rushed out of the van and hurried on to his individuals room just in time! Fred looks around and sees two empty seets. The quiz master asks, "Where's Dusty and Adam?" As soon as he said that Dusty stumbles in clutching his stomach! He slowly sits down without saying a word. Everyone is silent. Dusty puts his slightly altered quiz book underneath his chair. The quiz master begins, "Question 1 is a quote question, question, Give the reference and quote the passage about seeing vi..." Suddenly Dusty, with a twinkle in his eye, prejumps and beats everyone in the room. Fred moans to himself, "The Poop-A-Lot must not be working!" Dusty then remembers the quote he just memorized on his way here from McDonald's. He begins to quote, "Acts 30:21-23--Listen all ye of little faith, for you have yet to see the light. I speaketh unto those of the flock that have partaken of the vile blood of the devil and his minions. That that I speak of is Mello Yellow and Surge. This substance that is most foul! Listen here my brethren, this vile, evil, and all together not good puke that hath sprayed fourth from the Demons is still consumed by some of those of little brain. Come unto me like the sheep returning to the herd, and heed the word of Dew. For it is these lost that must be saved! Finished!" Dusty face turns bright red as everyone starts to crack up! The quiz master is furious and begins to shout, "......

The Quiz master shouts" I'm sorry that is incorrect, and a foul on Red1!" Fred was amazed that he earned a foul, but I guess he was laughing during the answer. Then, Dawson was mad because he learned the same verse. Then, an accordance question came from Acts 1:8. Fred knew that he would get this one. " According to Acts 1:8" Jump went Dusty! "From what will you receive power?; Where will you be my witnesses?; Answer: You will receive power when you drink the Dew! and You will be my witnesses in Hawaii, and in all the Florida Keys and Brazil, and to the end of Antartica!" Dusty was so mad when the quiz master said it was incorrect....

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