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Sup, dogs? Many of you must have been wondering when we were gonna get the site updated. Well, there you have it! If our site is too cool for your browser, it's time to get a new one! A few weeks after Nationals I was pondering to myself and I decided to count all my Alpha-Omega National Championships. I soon came to realize that I was short of any fingers. That's why we've decided to change our ways. Winona Lake will refrain from launching any waterballoons or food items. Also, Winona Lake will refrain from drinking any Mountain Dew just for the quizzing power it brings us. Winona Lake will cease to have fun. We have given up our evil quizzing ways. But what would Nationals be like without Winona Lake's mischievous behavior? Who would bring the biggest and best stereo system? Who would bring the most Mountain Dew and have the biggest slams? Who would get the snot beat out of them by Bedford and still leave the quiz with their dignity? Who would get kicked out of the swiming pool because their coach dunked him? Who would launch the banana turkey sandwich that just exploded all over your church van? Who would dare to throw a waterballoon at Lyle McCoon? Who would wear controversial quiz shirts that are too cool to win the Spit n' Shine award only to fall second to WESLEY'S QUICK?!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA! And most importantly...who would be left to make fun of Bedford?! I guess, we better stick to our old ways. We just couldn't live with it if we did that to Bible quizzing. To have the winners, you hafta have the losers. To have the good, you have to have the bad. To have the quizzers who study at Nationals all the time, you hafta have the quizzers who don't give a hoot. And by the way, what is the deal with quizzers coming to Nationals and studying?! What in the world is going on here? I come to Nationals to study! If I wanted to study, I would've done it 10 months ago! I come to Nationals to have fun! Word of advice--if you learn your material before you get to Nationals, you'll have a lot more fun. To those of you who don't like us and think we're trouble--too bad. We love the Lord just as much as you do and we are serious about it. And anyone who tries to stop us will face the wrath of Launchfest `99. Watchtheskies.